Page 1 of 32===== How To ======
===== POTIONS =====
Book by fuckin' Draziw
Make yo fuckin' loadouts EZPZ with this GUIDE 2 FUCKIN POTS.
Page 2 of 32Contents.
1. Mechanics
2. Recipies
3. Load outs & You: How to Not Fuck It All Up
4. Material Masterlist
5. Final Note
Page 3 of 32 MECHANICS!
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Potions apply debuffs and buffs to other motherfuckers and yourself. Two broad types are hostile and friendly. Everybody is hostile, and you can hurt yourself. SO DONT FUCK UP, YOU STUPID MOTHERFUC
Page 4 of 32Types of Potions.
1. Normal
2. Extended
3. Level II
4. Corrupted
5. Splash
Splash can be any of the four above it, but will reduce the duration of certain potions. Level II Potions are always much shorter.
Page 5 of 32Drinkable Potions
- It takes time to drink it. Slows you down, so don't fuckin drink a potion if youre gettin fuckin focused.
Splash Potions
- Aim them PROPERLY. Don't fuckin slow your teammates or yourself. Don't give regen to enemy.
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Now that you know how to not HURT YOURSELF, here's how to fuckin make potions.
Page 7 of 32 RECIPIES
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Every potion starts with a water bottle. Get your stands set up in sets of 3s to make things easier for storage and counting. Make a water well next to your potion station. Aquire glass bottles. Build brewing stands.
Page 8 of 32Recipes in order:
1. Fire Res
2. Water Breathing
3. Swiftness
4. Healing
5. Poison
6. Night Vision
7. Regeneration
8. Strength
9. Invisibility
10. Weakness
11. Slowness
Page 9 of 32 MATERIAL KEY
CORRUPT - Fermented Spider Eye
EXTENDED - Redstone
LEVEL II - Glowstone Dust
FERMENTED SPIDER EYE: 1 Spider Eye, 1 Brown Mushroom, 1 Sugar
GLISTENING MELON: 8 Golden Nuggets, 1 Melon Slice
Page 10 of 32GOLDEN CARROT: 8 Golden Nuggets, 1 Carrot
MAGMA CREAM: Blaze Powder, Slimball
BREWING STAND
BLAZEROD
COB COB COB
BLE BLE BLE
Page 11 of 32 FIRE RESISTANCE
Immunity to Fire, Lava, Blaze attacks.
Add Nether Wart to 3 Water Bottles for Awkward Potions.
Awk Pot > Magma Cream
EXTENDED: YES
LEVEL II: NO
SPLASH: DON'T
CORRUPT: Slowness
Page 12 of 32 WATER BREATHING
Adds water breathing for 3min - 8min.
Awk Pot > Pufferfish
EXTENDED: YES
LEVEL II: NO
SPLASH : DON'T
CORRUPT: NO
Page 13 of 32 SWIFTNESS POTION
Increases movement, sprint, and jumping length by 20-40% for 3min-8min.
Awk Potion > Sugar
EXTENDED: YES (8MIN)
LEVEL II: YES (40%)
SPLASH: USE LEVEL 2
CORRUPT: Slowness
Page 14 of 32 HEALING POTION
Replaces 2 - 4 hearts.
Awk Pot > Glistening Melon
EXTENDED: NO
LEVEL II: DO THIS
SPLASH: YES PLS
CORRUPT: Harming
The staple of every loadout.
Page 15 of 32 POISON POTION
Poisons the player, reducing half a heart every 1.5 seconds and being REALLY FUCKING ANNOYING.
Awk Pot > Spider Eye
EXTENDED: SATAN
LEVEL II: SATAN
SPLASH: HITLER SATAN
CORRUPT: NO
don't drink it, you fuck.
Page 16 of 32 NIGHT VISION Gammabright.
Awk Pot > Golden Carrot
EXTENDED: YES
LEVEL II: NO
SPLASH: WHY PLS NO
CORRUPT: Invisibility
Don't fuckin waste carrots.
Page 17 of 32 REGENERATION Restores 1 heart every 1.2 - 2.4 seconds for .16 - 2min
Awk Pot > Ghast Tear
EXTENDED: YES
LEVEL II: YES
SPLASH: SITUATIONAL
CORRUPT: Weakness
Important potion.
Page 18 of 32 STRENGTH POTION
Increases damage by 130% - 260% for 1.30 - 8min.
Awk Pot > Blaze Powder
EXTENDED: YES
LEVEL II: YES
SPLASH: DON'T
CORRUPT: Weakness
Page 19 of 32(CORRUPT) INVISIBLITY
Vanish! Except your weapons & armor is still visible.
Potion of Night Vision > Fermented Spider Eye
EXTENDED: YES
LEVEL II: NO
SPLASH: NO
Bypassed by Radar.
Page 20 of 32(CORRUPT) WEAKNESS
Reduces melee attacks by 0.5 damage.
Potion of Regen OR STR Potion > Fermented Spider Eye
EXTENDED: YES
LEVEL II: NO
SPLASH: YES
Don't hit yourself.
Page 21 of 32(CORRUPT) SLOWNESS
Movement reduced to crouch speed for 1.30min - 3min.
Pot of Swift OR Pot of Fire Res > Fermented Spider Eye
EXTENDED: YES
LEVEL II: NO
SPLASH: YES
Good for escapes.
Page 22 of 32 Loadouts & You:
How Not to Fuck Up
===================So you're supplying cool pvpers with 'loadouts'. Cool. Read on for rough estimates you should keep on hand atleast 90% of the time. Don't store 'normal level' potions, pleb. POT N GO, KIDDO!
Page 23 of 32Author Note: Train your potion throwing on CivPvP. Srsly.
The following potions are found in every loadout, but at different amounts.
FIRE RES: For protection against Flame Bows/Swords. Keep a singlechest.
Page 24 of 32STR Potions: Keep a single chest of extended, double of Level II.
Regen: 2 double chests of extended. Do it! Maybe some Splash II. Or Level II. Depends on if you are Hitler.
Speed Potions: Keep a double chest of each
Page 25 of 32kind, and include atleast 18+ Speed 2 Splash. For crossing long distance on horse, it's a secret cheat to going FUCKING RETARDEDLY FAST.
Healing Pots: Splash. Unless Level 2 and you're pro as fuck. Go you, kiddo. Keep 2 doublechest of these.
Page 26 of 32Night Vision, Water Breathing: Don't waste space with these. Get Respiration on your helmet.
Invisi: No, other potions are better most of the time.
Splash Corrupt: Keep a single chest of each.
Page 27 of 32There you go, buddy. You've got yourself a good emergency stock. Feel good about yourself. Take care of yourself. I care about you.
Deeply.
Very deeply.
Page 28 of 32 MATERIAL
MASTERLIST
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Glass > Glass Bottles
Spider Eye
Sugar
Brown Mushroom
Netherwart
[WATERSOURCE]
Blaze Rods > Blaze Powder
Slime > Magma Cream
Page 29 of 32Redstone
Glowstone Dust
Gunpowder
Melon Slice
Gold Nuggets
Carrots
Pufferfish
Ghast Tear
Page 30 of 32 FINAL
NOTE
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This is a UIA - Published book.
Special Thanks to:
Sanwi
My Psychiatrist
RydenPVP
Avalokitsevara
Page 31 of 32Find my other books:
HOW TO
Potions
Horse Breeding
Producing Prot
EROTIC-FICTION
A Tale of Two Titties
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Page 32 of 32About the Author
Draz resides in Titan and she's married to her lover, you.
You're green on her Radar Bro. You've got Mod Access to her CTGroup.
Contact:
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